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Also, be ready to play Frozen — it's very likely you'll have to be Anna over and over. He always said how much he liked her daughter. A time for familial bonding, good food, presents galore, and more togetherness under one roof than you could shake a stick at whatever that means.

Christian Singles Humor

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